2020-03-04 BRAZIL!

It is a truth universally acknowledged that shitty countries spawn shitty countries.

Tomorrow, we grapple with this truth. We grapple with Brazil. But don’t take it from me. Take it from this rap song, Darwin, or sovbot.

Now, if you don’t know a lot about Brazil, this letter, which was not written by me should tell you all you need to know. If you do know a lot about Brazil, I just want to remind you that the limit is two vegetables per person.

And if you’d like to test your knowledge about Brazil, feel free to take the Brazil test. Answers at the end. Don’t cheat.

Tomorrow’s discussion shall begin with a review of the history of Brazil, followed by pictures of my recent investigative trip down there to make sure everything was as I remember and nothing changed. I can assure you that nothing has changed. Not in the past year, decade, or century.

See you tomorrow 6PM at Sovereignty Lounge, BBB B101.

In sovereignty,